The New World Order

Press Release: Google Unveils "New World Order Google Map"

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – [1/28/2025] – Last night, Quisling, the parent company of Google, announced a bold and controversial change to its flagship product, Google Maps. We revealed that the "Gulf of Mexico" would be renamed to the "Gulf of America,". However, the Trump administration has deemed the update insufficient and pushed for a broader revision of global naming conventions on the platform.

In response, Google has launched what it is calling the "New World Order Google Map," a reimagined cartographic experience that reflects an aggressive overhaul of geopolitical labels and place names to align with evolving administrative demands.

We take feedback seriously and aim to ensure our platform serves the needs of our users, including governments and administrations worldwide. The New World Order Google Map represents our commitment to a more dynamic and responsive mapping experience that reflects contemporary perspectives on global geography.

You can now preview New World Order Google Map for yourself.