The Nuclear War Simulator
At 8am this morning France launched a surprise nuclear attack on the United States. France claimed that it had no alternative but to try and bring about regime change, claiming that US leaders were ' Deranged scumbags who have been killing protestors. Thank you for your attention to this matter! ' The United States responded to this unprovoked nuclear strike by launching its own nuclear weapons on Paris. Israel leapt to the defense of its geopolitical ally by also launching nuclear weapons against Paris. This in turn led to a number of other countries launching conventional strikes on France. By 11am on Saturday the threshold to World War III had been reached. God save us all!
