Rename Lake Ontario Now!
You don't have to wait for Donald Trump to rename Lake Ontario. Thanks to MapQuest, you can now direct all your small dick energy into hitting Canada where it really hurts - by taking a Sharpie to Canada's geography yourself. Canada's slow-witted response to the latest U.S. trade war has been to impose tariffs on a range of American imports, thereby increasing the cost of goods for American consumers. Donald Trump, meanwhile, has once again demonstrated why he is known as the "master of the deal" by halting trade talks with Canada and striking back where it really hurts - in the "feels" - with an announcement that he intends to rename Lake Ontario as "Lake America." Fortunately, there is no need to wait for Google Maps and Apple Maps to fall into line and implement Trump's latest diktat. MapQuest's Rename Lake Ontario interactive allows anyone to rename one of the Great Lakes, before downloading and sharing their newly named map. Th...
