Press Release: Google Unveils "New World Order Google Map"
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: [Press Office]
Phone: [123-456-7890]
Email: [press@google.com]
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – [1/28/2025] – Last night, Quisling, the parent company of Google, announced a bold and controversial change to its flagship product, Google Maps. We revealed that the "Gulf of Mexico" would be renamed to the "Gulf of America,". However, the Trump administration has deemed the update insufficient and pushed for a broader revision of global naming conventions on the platform.
In response, Google has launched what it is calling the "New World Order Google Map," a reimagined cartographic experience that reflects an aggressive overhaul of geopolitical labels and place names to align with evolving administrative demands.
We take feedback seriously and aim to ensure our platform serves the needs of our users, including governments and administrations worldwide. The New World Order Google Map represents our commitment to a more dynamic and responsive mapping experience that reflects contemporary perspectives on global geography.
You can now preview New World Order Google Map for yourself.
8 comments:
Don't be such a big, scared baby
Says the anonymous commentator.
So after more than 10 years this is how the blog shuts down? Lol
Can't wait till tomorrow ... there's a very strong chance that we'll be treated to another random, odd attempt at humor ...
#perplexed
20 years.
I would've thought you of all people would've known that it’s Google's policy to adhere to the official names of locations in their respective countries. It’s only being changed in America because only America changed the name.
I hope he gets over this. Google in the US always adhered to the American Government's officially designated names for locations. He should know this if he's been covering Google Maps for 20 years, not make some spectacle out of it. I think the change is ridiculous too, but this is just sad.
This behavior is just childish.
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