Tuesday, January 28, 2025

The New World Order

Press Release: Google Unveils "New World Order Google Map"

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: [Press Office]

Phone: [123-456-7890]

Email: [press@google.com]

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – [1/28/2025] – Last night, Quisling, the parent company of Google, announced a bold and controversial change to its flagship product, Google Maps. We revealed that the "Gulf of Mexico" would be renamed to the "Gulf of America,". However, the Trump administration has deemed the update insufficient and pushed for a broader revision of global naming conventions on the platform.

In response, Google has launched what it is calling the "New World Order Google Map," a reimagined cartographic experience that reflects an aggressive overhaul of geopolitical labels and place names to align with evolving administrative demands.

We take feedback seriously and aim to ensure our platform serves the needs of our users, including governments and administrations worldwide. The New World Order Google Map represents our commitment to a more dynamic and responsive mapping experience that reflects contemporary perspectives on global geography.

You can now preview New World Order Google Map for yourself.

world map on which all place-names have been changed to the United States

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't be such a big, scared baby

Keir Clarke said...

Says the anonymous commentator.

Anonymous said...

So after more than 10 years this is how the blog shuts down? Lol

David Franklin said...

Can't wait till tomorrow ... there's a very strong chance that we'll be treated to another random, odd attempt at humor ...

#perplexed

Keir Clarke said...

20 years.

Anonymous said...

I would've thought you of all people would've known that it’s Google's policy to adhere to the official names of locations in their respective countries. It’s only being changed in America because only America changed the name.

Anonymous said...

I hope he gets over this. Google in the US always adhered to the American Government's officially designated names for locations. He should know this if he's been covering Google Maps for 20 years, not make some spectacle out of it. I think the change is ridiculous too, but this is just sad.

Anonymous said...

This behavior is just childish.