Monday, January 27, 2025

The MAGA Plugin for Interactive Maps

Map of the United States with the United States place-name label changed to a series of Dystopian names'

The MAGA plug-in for the Maplibre mapping library must now be used to ensure that all maps comply with the geographical dictats of the Orange Overlord.

To conform to the new geographical proclamations of the Trump Ministry of Geographical Truth, please ensure that you follow the steps below before publishing any new maps:

Step 1: Include maga.js in Your Project

  • Download the maga.js file from the link above.
  • Place the maga.js file in your project directory (e.g., in the same folder as your index.html file).

Step 2: Add the Script to Your HTML

Include the maga.js file in your index.html file by adding the following line just before the closing </body> tag: <script src="maga.js"></script>

Step 3: Initialize the MAGA Plugin

The maga.js plugin will automatically initialize itself when the script is loaded. It will start animating place-name labels on the map based on the default configuration. 

Step 4: Customize the Default Values

You can customize the default configurations by editing the placeNames array to your own values and by editing the country name in the setLayoutProperty.

Failure to comply with the new geographical standards will result in immediate re-education at the Ministry of Cartographic Corrections. Remember, the Overlord's vision of the world is the only truth, and any deviation from this truth is an act of thoughtcrime. By using the MAGA plug-in, you are not only ensuring compliance but also contributing to a brighter, more unified future - where every map reflects the glorious reality as decreed by the Trump Ministry of Geographical Truth.

Long live the Orange Overlord! Long live the truth!

Update: According to Reuters the quisling Google has announced it will be the first company to comply with the diktats of the Orange Overlord. It has announced that the "Gulf of Mexico" will be changed to "Gulf of America" on Google Maps. 

4 comments:

David Franklin said...

What?

Anonymous said...

bro what is this

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

Are you having a meltdown in public rn