In recent years, the United States has been overrun by the twin menaces of illegal extraterrestrial aliens and hairy Sasquatches. This is the reality that the American public now faces - an invasion of little green men and ape-like creatures who show no regard for borders or the American way of life.
The BFRO Bigfoot Sightings Interactive Map reveals that no part of the United States remains untouched by the Sasquatch invasion. During his first term, Donald Trump famously promised to build a wall around Oregon and Washington to halt the march of these illegal Bigfoots into the country. Now, Trump is threatening to invade Oregon and Washington to make them America's 51st state.
Meanwhile, America's UFO Hotspots Map, which tracks reported UFO sightings submitted to the National UFO Reporting Center, highlights the extent of extraterrestrial activity. The President has expressed regret that some Trump voters were inadvertently caught up in the administration's crackdown on extraterrestrials. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt acknowledged that several Republican voters were mistakenly deported after being misidentified as beings from another planet.
Democrats argue that the United States has become the laughingstock of the world. However, these two maps shed light on how the country ended up with Donald Trump as President. Thankfully, the United States has now turned its back on vaccines, the funding of medical & scientific research, and the tyranny of facts.
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