The National UFO Reporting Center has released a new interactive map which allows the human resistance movement, Networked UFO Tracking Squad (NUTS), to track and organize resistance against the ongoing extraterrestrial invasion of Earth.
Thanks to this new global map NUTS has been able to identify hot-spots of alien invasion activity. It is believed that these hot-spots provide a clue as to the alien invading force's key targets on Earth. As you can see from the screenshots above the aliens appear to be concentrating most of their alien incursions on English speaking areas.
It is noticeable that both Mexico and Spain have been largely ignored by our otherworldly invaders. This has led NUTS Commander-in-Chief Alan Ripley to conclude that the aliens are allergic to tortillas. Chefs at the NUTS HQ in Roswell are currently preparing a giant 100 foot empanada. NUTS then hopes to persuade NASA to launch the empanada into space and somehow smuggle it aboard the alien mother-ship (NUTS are still working on the finer details of this plan).
The new National UFO Reporting Center map of UFO sighting also reveals that the Netherlands is another hot-spot of alien activity. However rumors that the PVV's Geert Wilders is a human host for the alien hive-mind are clearly misguided.
Also See
The Anomaly Observatory - mapping paranormal activities around the world, such as reports of ghosts, UFOs, unusual creatures, and other strange phenomena
UFO Stalker - a crowdsourced map of self-reported UFO sightings.
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